Here's Sarah Furey, my future roommate and 5 year-old bee.

Sarah, Nick, and Brian

Nick demoralizing preschoolers

So, here's the skit. If you mind bad language, then I really wouldn't bother watching it. I know it's hard to hear parts. But just imagine that they're funny. And keep in mind that Nick's rant is improv.
And thanks, Kristen, for the awesome video of it.