You should see my little sis. She really knows how to rock. She knows how to twist.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
a little post and a lot of quotes
First, let me say. If there are three bathroom stalls in a row, who in their right mind goes in and picks the middle stall? You go in, all three are empty, and you pick the middle stall? I walked into the restroom, and this girl was in the middle stall, forcing me to pick a stall next to where she was. If, like a normal person, she had chosen one of the end stalls, I could pick the other end stall, and we wouldn't be in a stall next to each other. But no. She forced me to go into a stall next to her, whoever this girl was, because of her poor stall-picking choices. Wow, I've been calling these stalls the entire time, but now that word sounds completely wrong. Anyways, yes, this is just about one of the weirdest things to decide to care about...possibly ever.
hmm...if this were one of those bathroom stalls where the dividing walls were three inch concrete and went all the way down to the floor and up to the ceiling, that would be fine.
Second, I know everyone and their mother is familiar with Milgram's famous shock experiments, and they're always brought up in discussion of ethics. I can't tell you how many times I've heard how unethical these experiments were, and how they can never be repeated (except for that one guy who semi-replicated them recently with a little twist, but ignore that). They're held up almost as a shining example of ethics violations. However! I would repeat the Milgram experiment in a second. Ethics be damned.
Time for some professorial quotes:
Dr. Watt, Abnormal Psychology
You're worse than offenders. Inmates trust me more than you guys.
We used to be able to do all sorts of wonderful things as psychologists. We gave people LSD and made little babies frightened of white fuzzy things. Those were the good old days, before ethics boards.
There's something fundamentally wrong with me.
I could have a dance in my waiting room (she was talking about how oddly large it is)
I've threatened my husband he's not to post nude photos of me on Facebook is there's a breakup.
Dr. Watt: And what happened?
student: Sprained ankle. It's your fault.
Looong long story short, she ended up in prison (talking about girl's parents who reinforced her behavior by taking her out of school)
Ideas for solution to hypothetical situation on how to get a girl with sudden onset of a fear of flying onto the plane (so clearly the usual options aren't possibilities):
-Just put her in the plane.
-Sedate her and force her in the plane. As long as she's alive it's okay.
-Are you going to induce PTSD to get her there?
-We'll pay for the therapy later!
A really engaging, really bright, quite psychopathic young girl.
Dr. Henke, Brain and Behavior
Make sure they teach you right. (I don't remember this context at all)
It's pretty hard to see the difference between three and four. You gotta have imagination to see it, and I don't have it. So I just call it three and four. (talking about sleep)
I'm on the way down as far as neuronal growth.
Henke: I'm like a border collie...circling...
student: ...sheep?
Henke: Sheep?! Why sheep? Why not goats?!
DISINHIBITION!!!!!
Dr. Edwards, History and Theory of Psychology
Not you clever people in here, thinking deep thoughts from morning til night, but those wombats out there on the street.
Gorgeous Gorgias.
What a wacko guy that Thoreau was.
They spend their time twiddling their thumbs until the grim reaper comes.
I have a neighbor...well, actually, he's dead now, thank God.
You know nothing, you know nothing, you know nothing.
Our souls at one time dwelt in the halls of innocence and purity. I don't know where that is. Somewhere outside of Pomquet, I imagine.
....some asshole, covered in tattoos, drinks all day, and is cruel to small animals, can be elected.
We are all acorns in a forest, essentially.
There are questions that will drive you to drink. If you're lucky.
He wound the clock and buggered off to another galaxy to try some other species (God).
Dr. McCormick, Treatment of Data in Psychological Research
I don't get many good quotes from stats, these are all of them for the year so far.
T is incredibly robust! It can take these kinds of violations.
'Psychology is where all teh dumb science students escape to.' ...No! I didn't say that!!
Ah yes, the old classic before and after.
People tend to screw up on my first exam not because they're not capable, but because they freak out.
Dr. Lomore, Junior Seminar
Good quotes from here are also pretty rare.
talking about the Nazi medical experiments on prisoners
Lomore: So what was wrong with this ethically?
student: Participation probably wasn't voluntary.
Syphilis, hepatitis, AND tearoom sex study!!
There you go, fellatio and orgasm all in one breath.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
today's story
So today, I thought, would be the day. Nick, Chris, and I headed down for lunch. We were there, when lo and behold--they were closed!! At two pm on a Saturday. I knelt in the street, tore my clothes, and covered myself in ashes. It was pretty brutal.
My second thought was Tim Horton's, and I was really bummed at the thought of exchanging The Tall and Small for Tim Horton's. However, Nick suggested the pub. They typically have really decent food, so I think we were all happy with this option.
(I just took my trash out, and it looks like someone was bleeding alcohol as they walked down the hall based on the trail of beer out there. Tonight is the night for all the Halloween partying. The noise was unbearable for a while, but they've moved on to the bars, thank goodness.)
So! We get to the pub. And discover that the chef, who is apparently German, is celebrating Oktoberfest. He had all these ingredients special ordered just for today, so I got a platter with bratwurst, schnitzel, cabbage roll, sauerkraut, applesauce, and mashed potatoes (though not with spicy mustard), and it was all delicious. I mean fantastic. It was the best accident ever. While we were there a little brass quintet or something came in and started playing polkas, and people were bringing in their steins to be filled at the bar, and it was just a great, fun, atmosphere. And so RANDOM, because this place (this place being Antigonish) is all about Scottish Scottish Scottish Scottish, plus the random moments when they're all about being Irish, because they really seem to be a bit Scottish-Irish confused.
Last night I did my dressing up, and just hung out at Chris and Nick's. All the photos are on Facebook, so you can check them out there in my StFX 2007-2008 album (which is about to be made Part I, with a Part II album added, running out of space). But! For those of you (Jennie) who aren't on Facebook, here I am as Radical Edward. I couldn't find proper orange hairdye, so I had to make do with that spray on kind. And I didn't realize that that kind of thing can set off smoke detectors. Heh, whoops.
And here is Sarah (not in costume), me, and Kristen. Kristen's robes have "Dubya was here" drawn on them like graffiti, as well as "Iran or bust" written over With Liberity and Justice for All. She's a poli sci major. :-P)
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Crazy Button Lady, that's me.
So! I myself have toyed with the idea of going private (on my blog). There are sooooo many mean things I would say. You wouldn't believe the amount of self-restraint that I exercise when it comes to talking about some people. Typically, these people I want to talk about aren't likely to even read my blog, but it's there for them to discover--especially since I import this to Facebook. There are a lot of old high school acquaintances I would like to have little chats about, for instance.
However, not only would the password entry get really annoying, there are also a few pretty regular readers who I'm almost certain I don't know, and so I wouldn't be able to hook them up with the password or anything. And I like the random people who stop in. So, yeah, I wouldn't want to deny anyone the amazing experience of my blog.
Well, Ben, I've completely revamped my homepage. All my individual blog RSS feeds are out, Google Reader is in, and I'll report back on how I like it after a while using it. It's nice that it frees the space up for other homepagey things. I can't find a weather app that I really like, though....I've tried about ten so far. Haha, nm, I've just found one that I'm satisfied with.
I've finally found a friend with black spandex shorts that I can borrow for my Halloween costume of Radical Edward. Haven't seen them yet, but I think they'll work out fine, hopefully. Now my challenge is the hair dye and the goggles. I thought that at hte very least I had swimming goggles as a back-up...but I can't seem to even find those.
Buy me my ticket, Ben, and I'll be your main man for the campaign. :) Hah, that's such a lie. Well, actually, if it involved non-house ot house things I think I'd be okay. I could picture manning a base of operations or something. Everyone would have to call me Captain Mandy. And I'd make buttons. Yeah, in reality I think I'd be the crazy lady sittign in the corner with that button press thing.
So, buy me a ticket, Ben, and I'll be your Crazy Button Lady.
Mandy's Art Studio: VIII
Monday, October 22, 2007
Dr. Henke and Dr. Edwards Quotes
a little window popped up asking if the user wanted to install a speech recognition feature
Henke: What's this speech recognition thing do?
class responded: Just say no!
one student explained it...
Henke looked incredulous: ....seriously?
The point is, eh, it's easy. (the class broke out in laughter)
Inside, negative, outside...well, you guessed it. Positive.
Henke: They got all the multiple choice right.
girl in the back says very quietly: Must have been a damn good guesser.
the whole class heard and chuckled for abotu a minute solid
And that's why they call me Easy Pete.
And that's why they call me Diagram Pete. (these last two are golden standards)
someone's phone was making a weird beeping sound
Henke: Is it time to take a pill?
Are you with me?! Some of you are. Some of you are noncommittal.
Henke: So, psychometrically, this test would be considered...you all know psychometrics...this would psychometrically be considered....
Student A: hard?
Henke: ...come on, big distribution of scores, not bimodal....psychometrically this is...(this went on for a looong while)
Student B: WE DON'T KNOW!!
Henke: It discriminates well! You ever thought of that???????
Dr. Edwards, History and Theory of Psychology
How do I know? 'Cause I'm smart as hell.
How am I doing doctor? Well, geeze, I don't know. Could be your leg. Could be your arsehole.
(on why sometimes an imbalance of power is nice, so someone who knows will tell us what to do)
Nothing like the idea of quizzes coming back to make the class go silent. You students are so predictable.
talking about the quizzes...
Some of you went on to say some interesting...well, some reasonably interesting things....
The examples I give are ludicrous and simple....because....that's just the way I am.
I don't want a relativist building my airplane.
You gotta take a few Prozacs if you want to go down that road.
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Are these boring? Eh, whatever, I don't care. I keep track of quotes for fun anyways, and typing them up is almost as fun.
fast like grease lightning (as in, I wrote this really quickly)
I mentioned ages ago that I got a pair of Crocs. And Anne was all, "ewwwwwwwwww, gross." So now you can truly judge. Here are they are. All dirty. I think they look pretty cute from the side. And I'm often wearing them with jeans, which looks better. And now that you know what they look like, feel free to "ew" them, Anne.
There's a lock on my door that I really like. Most of you know that I'm the most un-locking person ever. I never lock my car. If I had a house I wouldn't lock that. In the houses that I do stay in (Ben and Julie's excepted), I don't lock those. I don't lock up my bike. When I leave my dorm, I typically don't lock that. BUT! I have really been enjoying locking my dorm room door as I sleep at night. There's this fabulous lock that has a feeling of solidarity and dependability behind it. And feeling it snap into place as I'm about to go to bed is an amazing thing. So, I give you my amazing lock:
You know you're in a small town, when the sound of the helicopter doing a life flight landing at the hospital wakes you up at night. I don't think this happens very often. But around five in the morning, I was woken by a weird thwapping sound. Looked out my window (I didn't have my glasses on), and managed to make out the lights and ...wings? are those thigns called wings? rotaries? we'll call them rotaries. ...and rotaries of the helicopter. At first, I thought, "Manhunt! I wonder who they're chasing." The lack of spotlight, moment of sanity, and hospital brought me back to my senses. I hope whoever they were life flighting in/out was okay.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Amazing THINGS
Maybe the guy is enjoying it, but the girl is thinking, "Ugh, ow, this is such an awkward angle. Can't I stand upright while we're doing this? And I know you're really happy to see me, but now I've got to figure out what's going on with me and that infantry guy, and make up my mind, and I'm all worried about that." Looks much less romantic from inside her mind, doesn't it.
And these guys, for instance. You're kissing in the snow, and isn't it all romantic, but really your fingers are freezing, and you can feel the cold wet snow seeping in through the back of your wool coat.
So, I think if we had cinematographers/photographers following us around everywhere, we'd all have these beautiful, romantic moments that we all want. We'd just have to ignore the way we were feeling at the time.
But! That's not to say that sometimes there are very romantic moments going on that have nothing to do with teh scenery, and you're sitting there feeling all warm and fuzzy, but if someone took a photo right then, it'd be teh most boring shot ever. Ah well. Enough of this romance vs. appearances rant.
Today was a fabulous day. The temperature was mild, the wind was strong, and the clouds were variable.
Really, it was variable cloudiness, but it just made the day more beautiful. A sky is never as beautiful with no clouds as it could be with them. Clouds are the spice of my life. A very white-grey, fluffy spice.
Darcy (my lab partner from Brain and Behavior, some of you will recall) took me out on a hike, since I'd mentioned that I have no clue where to go around here for paths and such. That might seem like a funny thing to say, since if you look out the window, what do you see but woodedliness. Anyways! He obligingly showed me a walk that's more than accessible from the university on foot.
It was a really lovely walk. I wish I'd stopped more to take photos of some of hte great views, but alas, I didn't. We paused for a bit by this little pond. This photo doesn't do it justice though, 'cause there's a hill to the right and behind, making it feel quite secluded. The air smelled like pine trees. And that's never a bad thing. Halloween's coming up. Costume suggestions welcome.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Return of the me
Tonight, I do not have a midterm to study for. So I will sit around watching a low quality movie streaming online, dying my hair, and making Mr. Noodles (Ramen) for dinner. Kickass! Good thing I bought alll that unbrand diet coke for this crazy fun. :-P
I dyed my hair! It's less red looking than it appears here. And speaking of hair, I absolutely absolutely love mine being so short. It's fabulous! I see some girls in class, one after another with long, long hair, and I think, "How boring." I feel very unboring right now.
If I were my own version of William Slade, this is what I would say: Whatever you do, don't drink pop from a bottle. A plastic bottle, that is. Glass bottles are fine, and cans are also fine. But plastic bottles take pop and turn it into some gross, unconsumable thing. And the more you drink the worse it gets. Don't do it!
Have you ever heard someone say efficacy with the emphasis "efFICacy?" I made a note of this way of saying it, but I don't remember why... I guess I just thought it was funny.
I was sitting in abnormal (psych) a couple of days ago, when teh Gummi Bears song struck from out fo the blue. Not bursting out into "HIGH ADVENTURE THAT'S BEYOND COMPARE!!!!!!" was really really hard to resist.
Speakign of which. I was doing some last minute studying with Therese for my abnormal midterm, when what should I see on the tv but........Care Bears!! Is this show really on again?
One nice thing about my dorm is that every week or so, the shower curtains are changed. That's such a small, nice thing that makes quite a difference. One bad thing about dorms in general: They are cesspits of infection. I fall asleep at night to teh endless sound of coughing, and at last, my immune system has cracked, and I am SICK. Actually, I'm on my way to recovery, but I was sick, during all my midterms. Thank you, residence.
Okay, bedtime.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
color wheel! yaaay!!!!
What I learned:
Mixing colors is a lot hard than it looks. And I know, my purple was all watery. I could have fixed it, but I didn't care at the time, and by the time I was done I regretted it.
Also, purple is hte hardest color ever to get right. That must be why everyone hates it, 'cause all teh artists were like, "Man, I don't want to do that color, I hate mixing that color," so no one ever used it, and it became the color of violists ('cause we know all those left-footed violists love purple). Hehe, no offense to any violists out there.
I feel like I'm in kindergarten.
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Dream Scene
Girl: Why did you think we were castrated?
Steve!: Cause of Evening Birds (an evil corporation in the dream).
Girl: You mean UDF. UDF is....a dairy company?
Steve!: Geniuses.
Girl: Dairy as in regarding cows, though, not humans
Steve!: *scoffs* Oh, and now humans are better than cows, huh?
Anyways, that made me wake up laughing.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Quotes that no one else finds funny
Me as a tea snob is pretty funny, since I know nothing about tea. All I know is that I hate hate hate to oversteep my tea. I barely keep my green tea in for a minute, and other teas no more than two minutes. Granted, these are just little cups, not big teapots full or anything.
My webcam is set up, if anyone feels like a face to face visit.
"God, Nicki, you are such a prostitute!" -a frosh girl yelling down the hall in my dorm
Dr. Watt, Abnormal Psychology
"...and my God, I have no coping skills, and I need to go home and live with my parents."
"...someone ate his apple." -student
"What's going to happen now?"
"I figure he'll get over it." -student
(regarding a thematic apperception test)
"No doubt we can find something for everybody."
(while leafing through the DSM-IV)
edit: The DSM-IV is the book of diagnostics for psychology and psychiatry. It's like the Bible, and it's sickeningly huge, filled with every disorder you could dream up.
Dr. Henke, Brain and Behavior:
regarding our midterm:
"Will we have choice? You always have choice. At the end of the year I'll tell you about free will and stuff."
"We'll make little anatomists of you, whether you like it or not."
Dr. Edwards, History and Theory of Psychology
"The heads I win, tails you lose theory."
"Here, I've spewed my guts out. How about you sift through my vomit and pick out the gems?"
"The Sunday Christian. Good for two hours a week and spends the rest of the time screwing his neighbor as hard as he can."
"I used to read science fiction, when I was young and stupid."
"...in some sense, the deepest lingering problems of humanity are just like Quebec."
"Treating your children like humans is also anthropomorphism. They're still little beasties, though."
"I read your mental efforts, I laugh, I criticize them, and then I hand them back to you."
"I don't bother arguing with intro students anymore."
"He was a belligerent asshole. If you'd been there, you would have agreed with me. He really needed it from both barrels. Little smartass."
"I'm easy to the point of inertia."
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Right before class...
The big university student 20 cent packaged noodle brand around here is Mr. Noodles. If I slip up and say Ramen to anyone, I just get blank stares.
Whenever I see something advertising that it's "top quality," I always think that the opposite is probably the case.
The hot water seemed to be turned off this last weekend. I don't know if they thought that no one was left in my branch of hte dorm after everyone left for Thanksgiving, but I managed through some icy cold showers. I talked myself through it. "You're camping, Mandy, and isn' tthe lake being this freezing part of the fun of being outdoors? BRISK!" Yesterday night, everyone returned, and sure enough, so did the hot water.
I'm very happy at the moment. Oh, and I'm completely in love with Gene Wilder.
Anne: My Christmas list asks for a book on learning bass, not for a bass. I've owned an electric bass since senior year in high school, when you wanted your upright back, and I asked for that book on bass last year as well. Speaking of which, Dad's going to throw a hissy fit pretty soon about the upright bass still being in storage wherever. You should head that off without him saying anything so that when he does, you can smile at him and say, "Of course, Daddy, I took care of that months ago." Otherwise there will be full-level Dad whining.
Clinical neuroscience, Anne? Haha. If that's your thing. Seems wicked tough to me, though.
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Hang on Sloopy
For those of you who don't know, "Hang on Sloopy" is Ohio's official rock song.
HOUSE CONCURRENT RESOLUTION NO. 16
WHEREAS, The members of the 116th General Assembly of Ohio wish to recognize the rock song "Hang On Sloopy" as the official rock song of the great State of Ohio; and
WHEREAS, In 1965, an Ohio-based rock group known as the McCoys reached the top of the national record charts with "Hang On Sloopy," composed by Bert Russell and Wes Farrell, and that same year, John Tagenhorst, then an arranger for the Ohio State University Marching Band, created the band's now-famous arrangement of "Sloopy," first performed at the Ohio State-Illinois football game on October 9, 1965; and
WHEREAS, Rock music has become an integral part of American culture, having attained a degree of acceptance no one would have thought possible twenty years ago; and
WHEREAS, Adoption of "Hang On Sloopy" as the official rock song of Ohio is in no way intended to supplant "Beautiful Ohio" as the official state song, but would serve as a companion piece to that old chestnut; and
WHEREAS, If fans of jazz, country-and-western, classical, Hawaiian and polka music think those styles also should be recognized by the state, then by golly, they can push their own resolution just like we're doing; and
WHEREAS, "Hang On Sloopy" is of particular relevance to members of the Baby Boom Generation, who were once dismissed as a bunch of long-haired, crazy kids, but who now are old enough and vote in sufficient numbers to be taken quite seriously; and
WHEREAS, Adoption of this resolution will not take too long, cost the state anything, or affect the quality of life in this state to any appreciable degree, and if we in the legislature just go ahead and pass the darn thing, we can get on with more important stuff; and
WHEREAS, Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town, and everybody, yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down; and
WHEREAS, Sloopy, I don't care what your daddy do, 'cause you know, Sloopy girl, I'm in love with you; therefore be it Resolved, That we, the members of the 116th General Assembly of Ohio, in adopting this Resolution, name "Hang On Sloopy" as the official rock song of the State of Ohio; and be it further Resolved, That the Legislative Clerk of the House of Representatives transmit duly authenticated copies of this Resolution to the news media of Ohio.
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I've been watching too many youtube clips of Script Ohio and We Don't Give a Damn for the Whole State of Michigan, and the Buckeye Battle Cry, and have now gone completely soft in the head.
Friday, October 05, 2007
Time for napping.
I got some new posters at the poster fair.
This might seem silly, but sometimes I feel chained/restrained/something by a mild demeanor. I know, I know, I'm not that mild. But when I think about people who explode in tears or rage, and throw things and break things, and slam doors, I feel a little jealous. I mean, yeah, their emotions are truly agonizing and such, but being that expressive about them, it almost seems like those people are more alive, or experiencing things more truly and keenly. I'm like someone who is bipolar and on medication, and wants those highs and lows back, and feels dead without them. I'm naturally like the people on the dose in Equilibrium, who have their extreme emotions taken away.
Life as a mirror would be strange. And probably pretty disgusting on a daily basis.
Man I love my hair. It's quite different than it looks in the photos, I think.
Well, time for napping.
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Guess what. (!)
You can buy it online and pay however much you like for it, or wait a bit, and buy the actual discbox, which includes sort of B-sides unfinished songs.
They've described it as very minimalist and closer to OK Computer, which has me really excited.
AAAaHHHHHH!
3:10 to Yuma Addendum
I've been reading some reviews of the movie, and all the questioning the reviewers were doing (most were really positive, this is just from a small portion) seemed to be focused on the ending. Unrealistic, illogical, sell-out, poorly plotted, "left its cowboy logic back at the station," were all things mentioned. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but this is more than just a shoot-em up movie. The characters' motivation was not anything simple. The things that happened weren't illogical, but done on purpose as part of the character development. And certainly not easily understood. I honestly think that people who watch this movie and come out with conclusions like that about the ending must have really not been thinking at all. And maybe they should go watch Bad Boys II.
<--zing!!
So, it just sounded to me like those who were criticizing it were only looking at the face-value half of the movie, and didn't even see the other half of it where the ideas weren't spelled out for them. Sillies.
Monday, October 01, 2007
"Are we doing anything planned this year or are we all giving everyone gifts?"
Now, regarding presents. I have no idea. Thoughts? Maybe drawing names for Dad presents, and doing our sibling presents individually? Feel free to say, "No no no no no."
Okay, I wrote the above...yesterday or something, but just got back from 3:10 to Yuma. I loved it! I have no background in Westerns, so I can't say anything about that, but I thought they kept it simple and realistic, which was nice. Russell Crowe and Christian Bale: Equally nice. I'm not a big Russell Crowe fan, but I thought he did a really good job with his character. For those who don't know hte plot, Russell Crowe is an outlaw who's been captured, and Christian Bale is a poor rancher who is trying to get him on the 3:10 train to Yuma for some money. However, Russell Crowe's a pretty wily and dangerous guy, and his entire crew is trying to rescue him.
I don't know what to say about it, really, but I get one feeling from a movie that is just fun, like a fast heartbeat, but I get another feeling from a movie that I think is fun and good in its content, a slow pounding heartbeat. I don't have much in the way of concrete thoughts about it, but I can tell that I like it.
Now Brad will write a comment saying, "That movie was a travesty. I can't believe you had the poor taste to like it." Heh, that doesn't sound like Brad at all. But! Nevertheless! I will not back down. I thought it was great. See it.