Happy birthday! I don't know how old you are. Let's go find out in my convenient list of birthdays.... Hmm, the year is conspicuously absent. I'm going to guess you're turning thirty.
To my awesome sister, who laughs at my unfunniness, is nicer than anyone should have to suffer through being (does that make sense to only me? It's a compliment), and the best blogger of us all.
Happy thirtieth!! Hope you're not offended that I'm publishing (what I think is) your age. :-P